There are three things to do today:
- Post your contest entry limerick to this blog
- Read your classmates' limericks and post a response to one of them
- Search for limericks online. Find one and post it to the blog with your commentary included below the poem. Be sure to cite the source you retrieved the poem from.
At the end of class you should have posted 3 times to this blog posting.
contest Limerick:
ReplyDeleteLunch
It goes in and comes out
In between those tow it just moves about
It is called Lunch
you eat lunch so you don't munch
so, Lunch goes in and then comes out
By: Scott Wiker
Oh lord i think i have to fart
ReplyDeletesome say it tastes a little tart
no more buritos
or those darn fritos
befor i start to fall apart
- Henry C Kelley
BY: Kelsey Nolte
ReplyDeleteFamily
I love my cousins and Aunts
Some times they get me pants
They are funny like a comedy cast
I have to muck fun with them its a blast
I love my favorite Lance
Sickness By:Sal Arteaga
ReplyDeleteCough, cough, sneeze, sneeze
This sickness is bringing me to my knees
There is snot running out my nose
Like a very huge fire truck hose
This sickness is bringing me to my knees,OH JEEZ!
There once was a fly on the wall
ReplyDeleteI wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?
www.funnylimericks.com
Oh my Henry your limrick so funny!! I really liked this one because it had a good rhyme to it. So this made the poem even more funny. I give my Hi five and knuckle punch to you man lol.
ReplyDelete-Kelsey Nolte
Ha, Henry yours was hilarious! And ya dude you should really lay off of the burritos. But anyways ya I really like your limerick because your rhymes made it really funny.
ReplyDelete-Sal Arteaga
There once was an artist named Saint,
ReplyDeleteWho swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint.
-Sal Arteaga http://www.laughoutloud.net/funny-limericks/funny_limericks.html
There once was a man from Peru
ReplyDeleteWho had a lot of growing up to do,
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22
http://www.laughoutloud.net/funny-limericks/funny_limericks.html
-Kelsey Nolte
There once was a clown and a moose,
ReplyDeleteOne said "ah, here comes a goose."
The goose, he had swagger
And also a dagger
And he had them for dinner with juice.
~~~Hannah McAwesomepants Gomez
sitting there old and wrinkled
ReplyDeleterocking back and forth slowed
biscuts and gravy
slowly they ate thee
with teir gums chewing on bread
Dakota Braswell
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ReplyDeleteOld Man
ReplyDeleteBy:Casey Weber
There once was a man who was bald
He was not very tall
He really liked to read
He was his own bread
HE wishes he could go to one more ball.
Haaaa Henry you're is funneh pants. It's vulgar and rude but it's vair funny indeed. Hahaha. HA.
ReplyDeleteto see a bird flying high
ReplyDeletethinking it could fall from the sky
to drop like a rock
and die on the clock
seeing it collapse and die
My Grandparents
ReplyDeleteMy grandparents always care,
They love to give and share,
When you do need some help,
They always are there just yelp,
To find grandparents like these are rare.
Nature:
ReplyDeleteIt is the leave changing season
Nobody know's a reason
Birds being to fly away
We see them again in may
As we all be freezin
-Kristen Bitter
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ReplyDeleteGrandparents
ReplyDeleteBy, Chris Raso
Grandparents are old and they fart
They may be terriable at art
they may loose their shoes
And they dont go for a cruise
But we love them with all of our heart
My Sisters and I
ReplyDeleteBy: Danielle Settle
There once was a couple of kids
Who had a habit of telling fibs
They got caught telling lies
And despite how they tried
They drowned in their lack of adlibs
Nature
ReplyDeleteBy Jacob Dittburner
The spirits of nature will find
That we will be very kind
Loving and nice
Gentle as ice
Until it surpasses our mind
Nature’s Mistake
ReplyDeleteThere once was a bird that’s name was Matt.
Who wanted to fly but instead sat.
He can’t touch the sky,
And started to cry,
When he learned he was really a cat!
By: Steven Malouff
There once was a little dog
ReplyDeleteHe loved running through the fog
No one knew where he would go
Maybe to find some snow
One day he even came back with a frog
*Morgan F.*
Directed to Sal:
ReplyDeleteok first of all gross but also very funny!!
The was an old man of the isles
ReplyDeleteWho suffered severely from pisles
He couldn’t sit down
Without a deep frown
So he had to row standing for misles
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
Dakota
A macho young swimmer named Dwyer
ReplyDeleteReally liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
Danielle Settle
ReplyDeleteI would agree that to be very true but it seems to be a very good limerick
There once was a boy named Willy
ReplyDeleteEveryone thought he was silly
He wrecked on a bike
With no one in fright
And then thought his name was Billy
Ther once was a little quiet moose
ReplyDeletewho thought he was a crazy goose
he swam in the water
just like a cute otter
then went back to a moose
There once was a fellow named Tim (A)
ReplyDeletewhose dad never taught him to swim. (A)
He fell off a dock (B)
and sunk like a rock. (B)
And that was the end of him. (A)
http://www.gigglepoetry.com/poetryclass/limerickcontesthelp.html -Casey Weber
directed to Miss Hannah:
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA very funny!!!! where do you come up with these types of things??? you defiantly get the limerick idea of the whole thing!
There once was a man from japan
ReplyDeleteWho was born with only one hand
He still has both feet
And treats everyone sweet
And still does the best he can
By: Dominic Martinez
Bubble Trouble
ReplyDeleteThere once was a diver named Hank
who had to go sit on the bank.
He ran into trouble
when friends saw a bubble
that didn't come out of his tank.
http://www.funnypoets.com/poems/bubbletrouble.htm
Hannah, I have to say that your poem (the one involving the moose and the goose) is hilarious! It has an excellent rhythm and rhyme to it. That makes it ideal for a limerick! Good job!
ReplyDeleteHannah, my love, you have these limericks in the bag. It was HILARIOUS! You even have the crude part down. This is about the moose and the goose.
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ReplyDeletemorgan finley...
ReplyDeletei like yours because its cute and has good wording.
To Chris...
ReplyDeleteI like this poem it is very funny and has some deep thinking to it.
Morgan
ReplyDeleteI thought your poem was funny. some dont make sense when they are funny but i think yours makes sense.
Annie Ray
ReplyDeleteyour poem was so cute I loved it
you rhymeing was good
There was an Old Man in a tree,
ReplyDeleteWho was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
http://www.poetry-online.org/limericks.htm
A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
ReplyDeleteReally liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
STELLA'S BIRTHDAY MARCH 13, 1719
ReplyDeleteFamous Funny Poem by Jonathan Swift
Stella this day is thirty-four,
(We shan't dispute a year or more:)
However, Stella, be not troubled,
Although thy size and years are doubled,
Since first I saw thee at sixteen,
The brightest virgin on the green;
So little is thy form declin'd;
Made up so largely in thy mind.
Oh, would it please the gods to split
Thy beauty, size, and years, and wit;
No age could furnish out a pair
Of nymphs so graceful, wise, and fair;
With half the lustre of your eyes,
With half your wit, your years, and size.
And then, before it grew too late,
How should I beg of gentle Fate,
(That either nymph might have her swain,)
To split my worship too in twain
'Tis a favourite project of mine,
ReplyDeleteA new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteMy funny limericks about bums and hobos.
ReplyDeleteI pick up the butts from the street
My shoes have holes, look! there's my feet!
But really, I'm lucky
The roads of Kentucky
Supply me with plenty to eat.
http://www.kingpoetry.com/limhobo.htm
There once was a fly on the wall
ReplyDeleteI wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
Chris raso
sal your poem was gross but it was very funny and it happens to people every day
ReplyDeleteDakota
a boy with a bump on his head
ReplyDeletethought he would surely be dead
the bump was from a bite
but its place was not right
it was on his rump and not his head
there once was a man who was old
ReplyDeleteand he always complained he was cold
was lonely and rude
and becoming crude
he was to weak to carry a load
By: Ashelee Tyler ♥ :)
http://www.dltk-holidays.com/patrick/m-limerick.htm
I liked sal's poem because it was funny how he used the rhymes. It was a very good poem
To chris raso
ReplyDeleteThat was a good and funny poem chris your rhyme schemes were awesome and so was the rythm
There once was an artist named Saint,
ReplyDeleteWho swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint.
http://www.laughoutloud.net/funny-limericks/funny_limericks.html
I chose this one because,it rhymes really well and it's funny and crude but not school inappropiate.
To Dom, I really enjoyed your poem it was very funny, I could reallt tell you really thought of it.
ReplyDeleteThere once was an ape in a zoo
ReplyDeleteWho looked out through the bars and saw YOU!
Do you think it's fair
To give poor apes a scare?
I think it's a mean thing to do.
http://www.brownielocks.com/kidlimericks.html
I think this poem is a very entertaining one. What makes it so funny is that it "interacts" with the reader, and also provides a funny situation. I chose this limerick because of how it flows, and because of how light-hearted it sounds.
A young man from Timbucktoo
ReplyDeleteWhose limericks stopped at line two.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
BY Dominic martinez
Angle that is really jacked up but also very funny how you would think that a bird would just fall from the sky and die what was going through your head.
ReplyDeleteMickey Mouse Birthday
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Mickey
You are very icky
At times you can be very Nifty
Happy Birthday Mickey
I hope you get very gifty
Dominique Magana
When you're eating very good food
ReplyDeleteIt might change what's important: your mood
Don't get angry
If you're hungry
'Cause there is some good food
Fishiessssss
ReplyDeleteyour put in the water,and you swim around
Sometimes you get chased around by a cat and a hound
You pee and make babies in the lake
And the water you live in goes in my cake
The process starts again, so go swim around
By:Kaylene Mondragon
GRANDPARENTS
ReplyDeleteMy grandparents are very old
And they easily get cold
When they walk they stumble
They can't speak so they mumble
And their possessions they have sold
There is a old man who mumbled
ReplyDeleteHis grandson got lost in a jungle
and he came out really humble
he likes penguins especially mumble
his life came to a big crumble
By: Spenser Scott
ReplyDeleteThere once was a bird with a flee
How was trying to get into a tree
He was having troble
Trying to pop a bubble
The flee left and how he was free
limerick Elias Altamirano
ReplyDeleteI once new this kid named hayden
all he did was get faded
he fell and didnt get up
and poor guy never used a cup
he suck so bad he got traded
Dominique i love your limerick it is very cute and it sounds like a birthday song till the end
ReplyDeleteResponse to Sal Artega
ReplyDeleteSickness
Your poem was very unique and cute. It was very unique because you using the same words and then repeating yourself.
My poor dog has a scratch on his arm
ReplyDeleteSo he sat back and watched the farm
But hopefully someday he will heal,
An i will be able to pay back his wheel.
Now my head had a loud ring alarm.
He was made many years ago
ReplyDeleteHis creator made lots of dough
with his big black ears
he made all of his peers,
Laugh and cry many years ago
I once knew a little german
ReplyDeleteI thought i should call him herman
He smelt like cope
So i gave some sermon
told him to read it strait
by tryston medina
ReplyDeletedoll body
my body moves like a doll
my joints all have ball
my soul possess this body
until my soul disembodys
as long as i do not fall
I once saw a man sitting in a ladies seat,
ReplyDeleteI gave him a dirty look that was hard to beat,
He got up with a sigh,
And it was then I realized,
That the poor man had no feet.
I chose this poem because it gives the example of an old men who has no feet and who's sitting in a ladies seat and a girl gives him a dirty look. As he got up the lady saw that he has no feet so then she felt very sorry for him.
You could learn from this that you shouldn't always be mean to another only because he's on the false spot or doing a "mistake"
oh my god hayden that poem is kinda rude but hard to understand
ReplyDeleteThere was a young man named Perkins
ReplyDeleteWho was specially fond of small gherkins
One fine day at tea he ate forty-three
Which pickled his internal workin's.
Dominique(:
A comment to Ashley's limerick
ReplyDeleteI think it is true what she says because your grandparents are old and sometimes they don't have their real teeth anymore so they might mumble because they can't pronounce the words correctly
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/on-being-told-that-there-is-no-rhyme-for-the-word-limerick/
ReplyDeleteOn Being Told That There Is No Rhyme For The Word “Limerick”
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After I heard Harry’s limerick,
I found that my mind set to simmer. “Rick, ”
I said to myself,
“One might write it itself, ”
But I answered, “You’re chances are slimmer, Rick! ”
So I can’t find a good rhyme for Limerick.
Told myself, “ You are just a beginner, Rick
And though there’s no reason
You can’t write something decent,
I fancy your chances get grimmer, Rick! ”
He said that it might rhyme with turmeric
But I thought, “You’re not that fast a learner, Rick:
Ditch your thoughts wasting time
Finding suitable rhyme;
Let your plans, man, stand on the back burner, Rick.”
But the cogwheels had started to turn a bit
As I guessed I had started to learn a bit
And I might find a line
That rhymes Limerick fine
And might win me a prize, so I earn a bit.
But I thought, “Though there was just a glimmer, Rick.
You will think till you’re needing a zimmer, Rick,
Since the muse isn’t kind,
I am sure you’ll will find
Not a word that will rhyme fine with Limerick.”
C Richard Miles
Elias i like your limerack..
ReplyDeletei like it because its funny and really good its also sounds a little like Hayden
To hannah mcawsomepants gomez
ReplyDeletei love your poem. it was awsome. lol good job heener
Is it true the things i hear?
ReplyDeleteIs it true that in this world theirs is nothing but fear?
Is it true that war is all we know?
Do we have any love left to show?
Is it true that man is born without sin?
Is it true we abuse our own kin?
Is it true that man is killing himself?
Does the world on revolve about wealth?
Is it true we rely too much on technology?
Is it true that aggression is the only thing we see?
Is it true that love had no meaning?
Are our lives really fleeting?
Is it true that we dont live our lives to the fullest?
Are we all so foolish?
Is it true we kill others who do us no harm?
Has a single kiss lost its charm?
Is it true that we forgot about love?
Is it true that we quit when push comes to shove?
Is all this i hear so true?
All these question i ask u. http://www.teenink.com/poetry/limerick/article/265095/Is-it-true/
Chelsea..
ReplyDeleteChelsea I like you limmerick because it's cute and I think it
Love your Sister..
Lunch
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry, lunch please come soon.
It seems like you are waiting on the moon.
Some mac and chesse sounds good to me.
Oh how happy I could be.
Yay, finally it is noon.
-Nicole Lewis
For lunch I had a corndog
ReplyDeleteIt was so good I ate like a hog
Along with some cheese
And a few bites of peas
Maybe later Ill go for a jog
Down by the peaceful creek
ReplyDeleteI sneek a little peak
I see kids playing in the trees
They hit a nest and out flys bees
They all get stung down at the creek
-Mariah Archuleta
The big nosed president, one time,
ReplyDeleteFell on his face after performing a mime.
He was drunk off his rocker
And tried to mime soccer,
But failed and made drinking a crime.
-Megan Crawford
Lunch
ReplyDeleteThere was a pumpkin eater
And his name was Peter
His wife was Tow
She was a cow
And was to fat for him to eat her
I went for a walk in the wood,
ReplyDeleteMother Earth said that i could,
I tripped on a root,
and broke my foot,
when I went for a walk in the wood.
By: Brandilyn Redondo (Ninja=D)
The cloud flew over my head
ReplyDeleteSuddenly I thought I was dead
Cloud grows dark
Dog starts to bark
Just at the end, I wake up in bed
To Mariah Archuleta.
ReplyDeleteYour poem is pretty legit. It made me laugh when I read it. This is simply because it fits you, and it reminds me of you. This is because of the nice rhyming words you used.
TO Megan Hope Crawford-
ReplyDeleteI love you megan. that was a funny poem. lolz:)
To Nicole Lewis
ReplyDeleteYour poem is good kuz its funny and has good ryhmes. It reminds me of something that you would say.
To Megan Crawford
ReplyDeleteI really liked your limerick it made me laugh!
I like your poem andre its very interesting.
ReplyDeleteGrandparents
ReplyDeleteAt times they can be extremely grumpy
Grandparents backs are sometimes lumpy
Most are too old
They also like to scold
At the end of the night they are often jumpy
By:Isaac lopez
ReplyDeleteThere once was a pig
who loved to dig
and lived in a barn
and never said "darn"
why am i talking about a pig
Megan-
ReplyDeleteI really like your poem. It's fun to read
Young For Ever:By Mathew Jurado
ReplyDeleteGrandma and Grandpa went for a walk
They think their so cool they act like a jock
They hold each others hand and skip
There so fragile I don't wont them to slip
And then they rest on the dock
This is a limerick i liked:
ReplyDeleteOn October 1st it was said
In thirty more days you'll be dead
So with that in mind
Rather than whine
Drink till you see double instead
http://www.extremelyfunny.co.uk/index.php?action=dispsjoke&jid=1683&type=lks
Holly, I love your limerick. WOOT!
ReplyDelete-Megan. Crawford.
The girl had a plate full of bacon
ReplyDeleteWilbur asked her watcha makin
She gave him a bite
He flipped with delight
Soon he found out his mom had been taked
Megan
ReplyDeleteI really like your limerick, It was super funny. where did you come up with the idea for mimes?
happy birthday you big mouse
ReplyDeleteI watch your show at my house
your show made me happy
when you show end i was sappy
happy birthday have fun mouse
Henry i like your poem because it was pretty funny
ReplyDeleteTo kassidy
ReplyDeleteGOOD
My Grandma was very old
ReplyDeleteHer teeth started to mold
She was very bitter
And a hard hitter
She got lost again or so im told
Lunch-
ReplyDeleteI see gross food on my plate
So I start daydreaming of a steak
The smell fills up in the air
I don't think it very fair
I eat gross food everyday, whats the deal I don't get a say!
@ Steven Malouff
ReplyDeleteYou're poem is adorable! I loved you're last line.
A limerick fan from Australia
ReplyDeleteregarded his work as a failure:
his verses were fine
until the fourth line
?
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
I liked this limerick beacause it had a clever way of using a fifth line.
My grandparents eat
ReplyDeleteall kinds of meat
now they got stomachaches
but tomorrow they will eat some steaks
hopefully they will have some space
Limerick
ReplyDeleteThere was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
http://www.poetry-online.org/limericks.htm
I thought this was rather funny. Brute of a bee! I adore that man.
I once had a dog named hank,
ReplyDeletewho was always pulling pranks,
one day he got sick,
by eating a tick,
and now his name is Betty!
by: Starla Pearson
To Steven Malouff
ReplyDeleteYour poem is amazing and spectacular. Your such a good friend that you put my name in it. HOW SWEET!
nature:
ReplyDeletei see the birds up in the sky i wish i could be flying with them up so high the look like they are having fun if am up there nothing can touch me then i open my eyes and say bye bye
The limerick is furtive and mean
ReplyDeleteYou must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
To Tristan Tenorio. !!
ReplyDeleteYour poem made me gigglee. haha i really liked the way you rymed with it.
An elderly man called Keith
ReplyDeleteMislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
My views on this poem is it is very funny. I didn't understand it the first time I read it, but then when I understood it is was so funny. I like the rhyming words they used. And all in all it is a funny limerick.
A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
ReplyDeleteReally liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
This poem was funny and made sense with the ryhming. I though it was interesting.I didnt understand it when i first read it but then i got it.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
to Isaac Lopez
ReplyDeleteyour poem had a good rhymes in it
I was walking down the street
ReplyDeleteLooking at all the leaves
they looked so neat
neat enough to eat
I was even with my best friend peet
Emmily =)
ReplyDeletehaha nice.!
its funny.
tew emily i like yours its really funny lolx
ReplyDeleteGood
ReplyDeleteMegan i Loved Your Poem It Was Hilarious !!! :)
ReplyDeleteGood
ReplyDeleteFive little turkeys standing at the door,
ReplyDeleteOne waddled off, and then there were four.
Four little turkeys sitting near a tree,
One waddled off, and then there were three.
Three little turkeys with nothing to do,
One waddled off, and then there were two.
Two little turkeys in the morning sun,
One waddled off, and then there was one.
One little turkey better run away,
For soon it will be Thanksgiving Day.
http://www.dltk-holidays.com/thanksgiving/m-fivelittleturkeys.htm
I like this poem cause its so close to thanksgiving and it is funny and it is clever.
Michael your lymeric was awesome fell bad for the pig though
ReplyDeleteA macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
ReplyDeleteReally liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
I picked it because it was simple and i could understand it
when I read your limerick I thought that it was very brilliant,and i wish i was that good at making poems as good as you do!
ReplyDeletehanna i liked it it was cool$$$ your frend james collazo!!!$$$
ReplyDeleteLord Whoever, thank you for this air
ReplyDeleteI'm about to in- and exhale, this hutch
in the woods, the wood for fire,
the light-both lamp and the natural stuff
of leaf-back, fern, and wing.
For the piano, the shovel
for ashes, the moth-gnawed
blankets, the stone-cold water
stone-cold: thank you.
Thank you, Lord, coming for
to carry me here-where I'll gnash
it out, Lord, where I'll calm
and work, Lord, thank you
for the goddamn birds singing
http://www.enotalone.com/article/5069.html
There once was a fellow named Clyde
ReplyDeletewho went to a funeral and cried.
When asked who was dead,
he stammered and said
I don't know, I just came for the ride.
-Mark Miller
http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/nice/
There once was a lady named Lynn
ReplyDeleteWho was so uncommonly thin,
that when she assayed
to drink lemonade,
she slipped through the straw and fell in!
http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/nice/
brandlyn when I read your limerick i thought that it was very brilliant, and i wish i was that good at making poems as good as you do!
ReplyDeleteThere was a man who ate a pickel
ReplyDeleteWhich causes his stomach to tickel
After that he had the farts
His stomach started to tear appart
So after he went to take a tinkle
Home is the glow you hold in your eye
ReplyDeleteHome is the emotion that makes you cry
Home is safe and a place of peace
Home is where all strivings cease
thare once a cow that eat a toko he got sick by atic and now he s on the grownd $$$!!!$!
ReplyDeleteTo micheal =)
ReplyDeleteyour limerick was awesome haha i thought it was funny
hey Megan I liked your poem it was fantastic with lots of humor tooooooooooooooooo.
ReplyDelete:)love you my friend.
To Hannah
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh you are so funny. you make me LAUGH SO HARD HANNAH!!!!!!! and its so interesting and funny and its not something someone else would say.
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
ReplyDeleteThere once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?
i liked this poem because there is a fly involved :)
wwww
ReplyDeletehey Nicole your poem was so cool.
ReplyDeletemr 619 that is off the hook .
ReplyDeleteThere was a young lady named Rose
ReplyDeleteWho had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
why do we have to go to school
ReplyDeleteits just so really cruel
the teachers are not cool
they all act like fools
to the students school is just so crule
There Once was a Man called Reg
ReplyDeleteWho Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/
Why do we have to go to school
ReplyDeleteIt really isnt all that cool
No one likes the teachers
They're real creepy creatures
To the kids school is very cruel
'They Look Forward to Lunch'
ReplyDeleteStudents tap their feet each minute
The awaited countdown in pursuit
Stomach's growl like beasts
At last, classed has ceased
Who will clean up? Who gives a hoot?!
Little Green Leprachaun:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a little green leprechaun
Who would always sleep until dawn
He fell down a stair
Hit his head on a chair
Now there's no more little green leprechaun
-Valerie Fausto
There once was an old man of Esser,
ReplyDeleteWhose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he's a college professor.
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There was a young boy from Bude
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He was caught by his mum
Who smacked his bum
And told him he was being very rude
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MONKEY: By Erica Gonzales (:
ReplyDeleteMonkey, monkey, come with me now
Lets play a game, ill show you how
Take my hand, lets go
For a real cool show
i want you to see this big cow
There was a boy from dutch
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He never ate
But some how he was always late
We always wondered where's the punch?
hey Mathew, i liked your poem it was so cool!
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by: Starla Pearson
Hey Anna Gwyn, you're poem was so cool I hope you have a good thanksgiving!
ReplyDelete:)love u cousin!
by: Starla Pearson
The sky is as blue as the as the grass and the sun is as white as me
ReplyDeleteBy DJ Bronson
im choosing arts and entertainments because i xcan write really good about entertaiment
ReplyDeleteI thing that I am going to wright about sports because sometimes people want to know what is going on and how they do. They sometimes get to go and wach them at home games but if it is away from home then there is like no way for them to know about it. If they are informed about it then they somewhat know what was going on there.
ReplyDeletei am doing sports and the topic are .the sports that are played the most
ReplyDelete.how sports have changed over the years
.seeing how steriods effect the way sports are played and how most people that play sports are on those drugs and thats about it so far
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1.i have to find out witch sport im going to write about.
ReplyDelete2.got to know wear to putt the caption
3.have to write a article about a certin person
4.have to write a story about a sport
5.look up sports
1. I have to find out which sport im going to write about.
ReplyDelete2.gotta kno where to put the captions
3.Have to write a actical about one certain person.
4.Have to write at least 1 page about the sport.
5.have to use strong word when writing the passage
Im choosing to write about sports
ReplyDelete1.reasearch pro skateboarders.
2.reasearch names of pro skateboarders.
3.how much money do they make?
4.how do you become a pro skateboarder?
5.do you need sponsors?
6.how many sponsors can you have?
7.do you need a pro board to be a pro skateboarder?
8.do you get to travel around the world?
9.how long can you be a pro skater?
10.do you need a lot of money to become a pro skater?
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I'm going to do my article on entertainment.
ReplyDelete1) I have to find out who I am going to do my article on.
2) Only write about one person.
3) Has to be at least one page long.
4) Have information on the person.
5) Pick somebody that you really know.
6) Tell why you picked this person.
7) Use great vocabulary.
8) Use positive information on the person.
9) Talk about what they do for a living and
that.
10) Maybe compare your life to theirs.